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skycream:

Will’s pick up lines.

  1. Girl you look so good i wish i could plant and grow a whole field of yo.
  2. You look like a piece of good god wrapped up in some have mercy with a side of UHHH.
  3. I think ive seen your picture somewhere before.. oh yeah thats right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAAYYM.
  4. I hope you like it dark, hot, and uh, wit a spoon in it!
  5. I’d like to apologize for the behavior of my gender, No No he had no reason to act like that! *Cries* Can I call you sometime.?
  6. Girl I know your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all day!

 

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beyeezyjay:

Aziz Ansari on his time with Kanye West

The defense, I got to bring it back. I got bored with defense because it was so easy for me to stop people over the years. I got real bored with it. When you’re playing against guys and you’re stopping guys every single time, what else are you going to do [but get bored]? It caught up to me, but this year I’m doing better. This year I’m almost back to where I want to be.
Metta World Peace (via foreverla)

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God willing I’m going to buy her this house one day. Watch me.

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